Dynamic Duo Pillows

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Romance

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

Cell Partners

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

How about swapping wives for the day?

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

"I want to make it with you."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

Tube men dancing.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

'Access ME.'

Sadojazzachists

Dance Partners

Batmansplaining.