Dynamic Duos Into Beats Pillows

Sadojazzachists

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Date Night

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Living together, couple in love.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

Armchair Dancing

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

How about swapping wives for the day?

"I want to make it with you."

Cell Partners

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

Dance Partners

Batmansplaining.

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Drummers

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.