Dynamic Duos Into Beats Pillows

Sadojazzachists

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Date Night

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Living together, couple in love.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

"I want to make it with you."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

How about swapping wives for the day?

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Cell Partners

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

Dance Partners

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

Drummers

Joe and Joe, synchronized thinkers.