Dynamic Duo Lover Pillows

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"The blow drier is broken."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Old and young

How about swapping wives for the day?

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

His worst nightmares had come true.

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

Artist studies trampolinist.

Dance Partners

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

Sadojazzachists

Wife Knitting Using Wool from Husband's Sweater.

"We can try and MEND a damaged heart, but not a BROKEN one."

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

'Hi honey I'm Home.'

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.

'I'm just a mover myself, but I'm married to a shaker.'