Pet Dynamic Lover Pillows

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

When Pugs dream.

Old and young

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Self-walking dog

"It's that time again when flocks of migratory birds will stop over on our lake, so, time to hide!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Ginger was born to dance.

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

His worst nightmares had come true.

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

'Yes, the old lady left me all her worldly wealth. But what I really wanted was her liver.'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

Wife Knitting Using Wool from Husband's Sweater.