Cat And Dog Dynamic Lover Pillows

His worst nightmares had come true.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'They get along, but they don't want to admit it.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"Didn't I see you on YouTube riding a Roomba?"

'Merry Christmas!'

"There was a horrible, tragic incident in the news today...but, now on to another funny cat video!"

'Can you teach me how to do that?'

"Play the cat video again!"

How come when somebody posts a video on Facebook of a kitten falling into a toilet everybody hits "like" and "love," and yet … They hit "angry" and "sad" when I post a video of you using a fake ID to buy a quart of beer?

Dog scared by cat.

"Meow?"

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

Meowing Dog Sent to the Naughty Corner.

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."

"Of course up here the internet doesn't have cat videos. I told you that this is paradise!"

'Your problem is that you fear change.'

'You two take advantage of him.'