Cat And Dog Dynamics Admirer Pillows

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

"He was a very good boy."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Hyenas as Pets

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"Wow, these are good!"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."