Cat-and-mouse Dynamic Appreciator Pillows

Mouse has fought a cat and won by severing his head with a sword and is holding it aloft in victory.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Good book?'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"He always has to get the last 'meow' in."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

His worst nightmares had come true.

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Artist studies trampolinist.

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

"Don't adjust the set dear, it's a documentary about stalactites."

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

'Nice piece of kit!'.

'Can you teach me how to do that?'

"Meow?"

Revenge of the mice.

Come and get me, coppers!!!

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

Nell hides from Quilp

'Don't disturb him, he's only just got settled...'

'You flunked math.'