Cat And Dog Dynamic Enthusiasts Pillows

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Good book?'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'They get along, but they don't want to admit it.'

Dog on Cat.

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

His worst nightmares had come true.

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

'Can you teach me how to do that?'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

"Meow?"

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

'Your problem is that you fear change.'

'Okay, are you ready for your final exam?'

'You two take advantage of him.'