Cat And Dog Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

"Meow?"

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Good book?'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

His worst nightmares had come true.

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"He always has to get the last 'meow' in."

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"Meh. Bones are ok. But just once I'd like to sink my toothless gums into a delicious meatloaf."

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

'Can you teach me how to do that?'

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

Will be back at 4...

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"She has these fantasies that she ‘rescued’ me, and I just let her believe it."

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

'Okay, are you ready for your final exam?'

"In this family we have a constant power struggle!"