Animal Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

Will be back at 4...

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I'll take this one."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

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The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"I detect cancer in humans." "I assist the blind with daily tasks." "I crap in the kitchen! I crap in the kitchen!"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"Now, the last one was not a "mating call", but a "mates call". I agree that they are very similar, but it's important not to mix them up..."

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"No, I don't recycle."