Discipline Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

"That's against the rules...."

"I was released early for good behavior."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

"I don't do intimidation"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'Works for me.' (picture of big fish swallowing smaller fish.)

Female Dominance.

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

'I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me.'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"And this, Wilcox, is my reality."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"