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"That's against the rules...."

"I was released early for good behavior."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

Little man in big man's pocket.

"I don't do intimidation"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'Works for me.' (picture of big fish swallowing smaller fish.)

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

Female Dominance.

'I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me.'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"And this, Wilcox, is my reality."