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The interpreter

'Let's become one...ME.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"How come I never see that smile?"

"That's against the rules...."

'You click on it and it sends you to 'Ask Your Father do com'.'

"Holiday time around our house is a nightmare."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

"This family is way too functional."

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."

"You realise you are drawing attention to us!"

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

Will be back at 4...

'Got any women repellent?'

"I noticed you looking at me."

"That was the last of the children. They're all stopping by to share their repressed memories."