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"I noticed you looking at me."

"They always go for the dangerous types."

Inverse Interest

'Will I respect you in the morning? What makes you think I'll be here in the morning?'

"Wow! Who's the girl with the go-thither eyes ?"

Late in life, Mrs Robinson makes one last-gasp attempt

'Watch out! She's a complete airhead!'

"That's a photo of Dad. He likes to keep an eye on us."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

"You call that worrying?"

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Alligator Bars

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Romantic Coffee Dates

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"