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'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Anyway enough talking about ME...let's talk about my job instead!"

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

Say something about your mum dying...you'll look vulnerable and deep, women love that...

Hairy Eddie's big time guide to kissin' loads a chicks.

"This is so stupid...why would Smiley go on a date with me?"

"Ooh, let's see if I can guess your star sign from your personality traits; Vanity, ignorance, inflated ego, selfishness... Nope. You're going to have to tell me."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Your credit card or mine?'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

Happy Hour

Nerd night out.

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"I googled you and I'm not interested."

"I've lost touch with my roots, so I'm flying to Omaha but I'll be back Monday."

"How many sex partners have you had?"

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'I'll tell you a joke; I lied about the GSOH!'