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"She had a lot to offer – but she never offered it."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"So - we meet at last."

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

Nerd night out.

"Tried an online dating site. Evidently it's not a calendar!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

"Ooh, let's see if I can guess your star sign from your personality traits; Vanity, ignorance, inflated ego, selfishness... Nope. You're going to have to tell me."

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

"I don't want to be your Valentine yet, but you can follow me on Twitter."

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."