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Nerd night out.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'We should talk more.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

"Yes, dear. I see you."

"I love you." "I love you less."

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'

"It says here in this magazine you’re an idiot."

"Refresh my memory, Nelson. When was the last time you were all smiles?"

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'

"Get woke,woman! A lazy slob is what I identify as!"

"Hop it! We don't serve your type!"