Dating Dynamics Observer Gifts

Nerd night out.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

Lover's Lane

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'We should talk more.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

"Yes, dear. I see you."

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

"I love you." "I love you less."

You're wearing your lab coat. What's up? Something big. Amending my unified theory of picking up chicks. Check it out. Explain, doctor. To start, you'll need a notepad and a gym membership.

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

"It says here in this magazine you’re an idiot."

"Get woke,woman! A lazy slob is what I identify as!"

"Refresh my memory, Nelson. When was the last time you were all smiles?"

I like the cut of your jib. Okay, full disclosure time: I have a pretty sick jib fetish. ? ?

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'