Dating Dynamic Observer Gifts

'If there's one think I hate, it's a boy who wont take 'Yes' for an answer.'

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

'Those guys are flirting with me...will you please arrest the grotesque one?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'We should talk more.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

Nerd night out.

"Yes, dear. I see you."

"I love you." "I love you less."

'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

You're wearing your lab coat. What's up? Something big. Amending my unified theory of picking up chicks. Check it out. Explain, doctor. To start, you'll need a notepad and a gym membership.

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'

'Behind every successful man there's a woman, telling him he isn't successful enough.'

"It says here in this magazine you’re an idiot."