Online Dating Observer Gifts

'Not only do I live with my mother, she filled out my computer dating form.'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Online Dating

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Today's love

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Your website or mine?'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

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'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."