Dating Culture Observer Gifts

'Someday, all this will be done with prescription drugs.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Selfie Stick

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

Trump Tower

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

America's pastimes through British eyes

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

Liking a Painting

English man in Australia during christmas

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

Cubans against annexation to the USA

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Narcissus 2020

Lily-Rose Depp

"Things that weren't racist or sexist last week, but this week are..."

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"Welcome aboard - oh, and the job has been moved to India, and you'll be paid in rice."

Go To Sleep Britain...