Dating Culture Fan Gifts

"I've been watching 'The Crown'! Before that, I thought that 'Edward the Seventh' was a bad dating pattern!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"She's just being Koi."

The Digital Family

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Joe Hundredaire

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

Welcome to the British Museum...

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

Why worms have no confidence

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

Slow- Distracted Children

"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."

Smile! You're on Realiry TV!

'Hey good lookin' come here often?'

-and which one's your bird?

'In the looks department, Bill is very planed. On our date, we went to a bar and he go me hammered. I got bent out of shape and split. In my opinion, the guy's a bit warped.'

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

"That's it...it's so obvious! Girls go crazy for mindless slugs who only want to party all night long!"

'Someday, all this will be done with prescription drugs.'