Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.
Speed Dating Fan Gifts
If your friend loves the thrill of meeting new people and the excitement of the dating scene, our curated collection celebrates their passion. Brighten their day with witty gifts that capture the fun, fast-paced world of speed dating. Whether they’re actively dating or just a fan of the concept, find something unique that’ll make their heart race just a little faster.
"Fancy a quickie?"
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
"She's just being Koi."
"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."
'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'
'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'
Speed Dating Disasters
'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'
"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"
"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."
Joe Hundredaire
Church Drive-Thru.
"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"
'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'
Christian Speed Dating
Speed Dating
"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."
Paleontology Dept. 7.5 million years! He does it with one quick look. Ernie's an expert at speed dating!
"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."
'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'
'Looks are not everything.'
'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'
"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."
'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'
"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"
Have you ever tried speed dating? No. Can we try it now?
Will You Waste My Time?
Dating club outside divorce court.
A young man creating an awkward silence
"Gosh, that was quick!"
'In the looks department, Bill is very planed. On our date, we went to a bar and he go me hammered. I got bent out of shape and split. In my opinion, the guy's a bit warped.'
'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'
I'm in a quandary, Ann. On the one hand, I was hoping to have "the most fun you can have without laughing" tonight. On the other hand, this being a comic strip, going for laughs is the whole idea. What would Beetle Bailey do?
"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."
Speed Dating Fan Gifts Collection
Speed Dating Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating speed dating fans—funny, charming, and perfect for their morning brew.
Speed Dating Fan Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows for speed dating fans—bring a twist of fun to their relaxation space.
Speed Dating Fan Prints
Decorate their home or office with engaging prints inspired by the speed dating scene—perfect for fans of spontaneous romance.
Speed Dating Fan T-Shirts
Find the perfect T-shirt for anyone obsessed with speed dating—witty designs that showcase their lively love life in style.