Speed Dating Event Gifts

'Hi, do I sit here? Er...Oh.' (woman holding up sign saying 'Go away, you're ugly.').

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Speed Dating Disasters

Old Love

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Church Drive-Thru.

Christian Speed Dating

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

Speed Dating

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Paleontology Dept. 7.5 million years! He does it with one quick look. Ernie's an expert at speed dating!

'Looks are not everything.'

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

Dating club outside divorce court.

Will You Waste My Time?

Have you ever tried speed dating? No. Can we try it now?

I'm a feminist. I think that's cute!

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'

"And then she walked into my life..."

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

"Gosh, that was quick!"

'Excuse me, haven't I seen your face somewhere else?'

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

'I guess what I'm basically looking for is a man who can pump as much iron as I do.'

"I think I'll try speed dating."