Speed Dating Wizard Gifts

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Speed Dating Disasters

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Are you seeing anyone?"

Church Drive-Thru.

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

'Oh, that's my webcam. Probably should have mentioned that at the beginning.'

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Paleontology Dept. 7.5 million years! He does it with one quick look. Ernie's an expert at speed dating!

Online Dating

Marriage counselor reading the newspaper: 'Try to listen to each other more. It won't be easy. You're not very interesting.'

'How can she tell that in only three minutes?'

'Looks are not everything.'

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

Dating club outside divorce court.

"Gosh, that was quick!"

Have you ever tried speed dating? No. Can we try it now?

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

Will You Waste My Time?

"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"

"Here's an idea to get people into work on time."

'What we need, Edward, are some new things to argue about.'

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

'Hi, do I sit here? Er...Oh.' (woman holding up sign saying 'Go away, you're ugly.').

"I think I'll try speed dating."