Speed Dating Wizard Pillows

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Speed Dating Disasters

"Are you seeing anyone?"

Church Drive-Thru.

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

'Oh, that's my webcam. Probably should have mentioned that at the beginning.'

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Online Dating

Marriage counselor reading the newspaper: 'Try to listen to each other more. It won't be easy. You're not very interesting.'

'How can she tell that in only three minutes?'

'Looks are not everything.'

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

Dating club outside divorce court.

"Gosh, that was quick!"

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

"Take a look at this guy, Ellen - Doesn't he look just right for 'Crazy Sally'?"

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

"Here's an idea to get people into work on time."

'What we need, Edward, are some new things to argue about.'

'Hi, do I sit here? Er...Oh.' (woman holding up sign saying 'Go away, you're ugly.').

"I think I'll try speed dating."

speed dating - "Hello, goodbye."