Speed Dating Curious Pillows

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Speed Dating Disasters

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Single men in Tahiti

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Spud dating.

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Church Drive-Thru.

'You must be Olivia.'

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

"So tell me again where you're from."

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

Christian Speed Dating

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

Speed Dating

Some blind dates work out just fine.

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service