Speed Date Enthusiast Pillows

Speed Dating.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Love Trap

Heart to heart talk.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Lovers.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Speed Dating Disasters

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Pet Owners' Date Night

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."