Speed Date Enthusiast Pillows

Speed Dating.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Heart to heart talk.

Film Lovers.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Love Trap

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Romantic Coffee Dates

Speed Dating Disasters

Pet Owners' Date Night

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"