Speed Dating Enthusiast Pillows

Speed Dating

Dating club outside divorce court.

'Looks are not everything.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

speed dating - "Hello, goodbye."

"I think I'll try speed dating."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Biological Cuckoo clock

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Romantic Coffee Dates

Alligator Bars

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Speed Dating Disasters

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"