Speed Dating Event Pillows

'Hi, do I sit here? Er...Oh.' (woman holding up sign saying 'Go away, you're ugly.').

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Speed Dating Disasters

Old Love

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

Church Drive-Thru.

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

'Looks are not everything.'

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

I'm a feminist. I think that's cute!

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'

"And then she walked into my life..."

"Gosh, that was quick!"

Dating club outside divorce court.

'Excuse me, haven't I seen your face somewhere else?'

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

'I guess what I'm basically looking for is a man who can pump as much iron as I do.'

"I think I'll try speed dating."

'No - the ad should have read keen rambler.'