Speed Dating Fan Pillows

"Fancy a quickie?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"She's just being Koi."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Speed Dating Disasters

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Joe Hundredaire

Church Drive-Thru.

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

'Looks are not everything.'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

Dating club outside divorce court.

"Gosh, that was quick!"

A young man creating an awkward silence

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

Mona Lisa in a bar: 'Forget it, Ted...she's way out of your league!'

'I finally found Mr Right!'