Speed Dating Fan Prints

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

"Fancy a quickie?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"She's just being Koi."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Speed Dating Disasters

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Joe Hundredaire

Church Drive-Thru.

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Paleontology Dept. 7.5 million years! He does it with one quick look. Ernie's an expert at speed dating!

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

'Looks are not everything.'

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

Have you ever tried speed dating? No. Can we try it now?

Will You Waste My Time?

Dating club outside divorce court.

A young man creating an awkward silence

"Gosh, that was quick!"

'In the looks department, Bill is very planed. On our date, we went to a bar and he go me hammered. I got bent out of shape and split. In my opinion, the guy's a bit warped.'

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

I'm in a quandary, Ann. On the one hand, I was hoping to have "the most fun you can have without laughing" tonight. On the other hand, this being a comic strip, going for laughs is the whole idea. What would Beetle Bailey do?

"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."