Speed Dating Participant Prints

Speed Dating Disasters

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'You never kiss me like that.'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

'Santa ! Bring my Baby Back!' - 'You didn't tell me she was hot!'

Church Drive-Thru.

"I fancy tall men."

Christian Speed Dating

"I want to get rich while you're still beautiful."

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

"But he's no longer with us."

Speed Dating

"I'm leaving you, Scott. You're too clingy."

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

I love you

Paleontology Dept. 7.5 million years! He does it with one quick look. Ernie's an expert at speed dating!

"Height has nothing to do with it, Arnie. I just can't imagine myself with a man who doesn't know the broche for hors d'euvres."

"Unitarian. You?"

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"

"Sure, I'll go out to dinner with you, but this time I get to choose the place."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"This might be the year to start lying about your age."

'Looks are not everything.'

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"And then she walked into my life..."

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.