Speed Dating Curious Prints

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Dating the efficiency expert.

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Single men in Tahiti

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Spud dating.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Church Drive-Thru.

"Speed daters! Say hi within the hour!"

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

'You must be Olivia.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

Christian Speed Dating

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

Speed Dating

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

At Saltwater Sweeties Dating Service

'Are you ready to be the winners?'