Dating Culture Fan Pillows

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"She's just being Koi."

The Digital Family

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Joe Hundredaire

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

"The date was a disaster: he grew up with pirates you see, so I couldn't understand half of what he was saying..."

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

Welcome to the British Museum...

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'

Why worms have no confidence

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

Slow- Distracted Children

'Hey good lookin' come here often?'

-and which one's your bird?

"That's it...it's so obvious! Girls go crazy for mindless slugs who only want to party all night long!"

'Someday, all this will be done with prescription drugs.'

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

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