Culture Fan Pillows

Welcome to the British Museum...

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

World Tour.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Tunnel of TV

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"