Culture Fan T-Shirts

Welcome to the British Museum...

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Omara Portuondo

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Tunnel of TV

Batman O' War

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"