Dating Culture Enthusiasts Gifts

An action figure, from the gentleman.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Gone Fishing

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"You lack spontaniety."