Dating Culture Enthusiasts T-Shirts

An action figure, from the gentleman.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Romance

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Then what happened?"

Zora Neale Hurston

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"You lack spontaniety."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Gone Fishing

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Easter Candy Island.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"