Dating Culture Explorer T-Shirts

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Now that's an afro!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Stonehenge Explained

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Greek A-Z Map,

Victorian Selfie

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Folk Wedding

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I just love a nice knight out."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Closed for Renovation

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Mummy Tourist

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

A London gent abroad

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

Slalom

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

All Roads Lead To Rome

Modern Foraging Techniques...

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"We no longer use ethnic labels, such as Italian Renaissance painting or Chinese drawing or Greek sculpture."