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'Oh sure, Rupert's lovely, but his mate's a total slime-bag.'

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I just love a nice knight out."

The perfect man

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Russian Dating.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Mate Mart

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"