Dating Life Explorer T-Shirts

No Longer Playing Hard To Get

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Online Dating

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I just love a nice knight out."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"OK, now what?"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

Real Estate Personals

"Great, now we're lost."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Russian Dating.