Dating Life Explorer Mugs

No Longer Playing Hard To Get

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Online Dating

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"I just love a nice knight out."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"OK, now what?"

The perfect man

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Real Estate Personals

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"