Dating Escapade Explorer Mugs

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The perfect man

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Mate Mart

Russian Dating.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Borrow the Bag?

'My mother always told me if it ain't broke, date it.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"