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'Someday, all this will be done with prescription drugs.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Selfie Stick

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Regardless children just want to fit in.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Trump Tower

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

America's pastimes through British eyes

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

English man in Australia during christmas

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

'Breaking news, an E.U. directive is moving pancake Tuesday to Thursday...'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

Narcissus 2020

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

Go To Sleep Britain...

"Things that weren't racist or sexist last week, but this week are..."