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Cats holding up Happy Bar Mitzvah sign.

Hollywood Sign Developers

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Elfie Stick

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Gremlins 47

Zora Neale Hurston

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Easter Candy Island.

Gone Fishing

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Time Machine Collision.

TV stage door

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)