Dating Culture Aficionado Gifts

Show business? No - I'm not in show business.

"Call me?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Drive in movies.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"You lack spontaniety."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Hoxton map.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Tasty.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Biological Cuckoo clock

Banana Smoothie

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."