Dating Culture Aficionado Gifts

Show business? No - I'm not in show business.

"Call me?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Hoxton map.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Tasty.

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

Biological Cuckoo clock

Banana Smoothie

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Ether Island

Bernard Levin

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."