Dating Scene Observers Gifts

I like the cut of your jib. Okay, full disclosure time: I have a pretty sick jib fetish. ? ?

'The name's Bond . . .Vagabond . . . '

"She's just being Koi."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"I just love a nice knight out."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

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Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"I need a man who will commit."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

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"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

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Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Nerd night out.

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."