Dating Scene Admirer Gifts

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She's just being Koi."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Love Birds love just being together

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I just love a nice knight out."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Ostrich Bar

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

Alligator Bars

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

Johnny Depp

I've been going on a lot of first dates lately, but nobody wants to go out with me for a second date on Valentine's Day. The architect made other plans and the banker has no interest in seeing me again. The pilot doesn't see our relationship getting off the ground and the teacher thinks one date was enough --- she said she learned her lesson. What about the dietitian? I thought you two had a great time. We did --- but she's looking for somebody higher up the food chain.