Dating Scene Admirer T-Shirts

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She's just being Koi."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Love Birds love just being together

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"You lack spontaniety."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Ostrich Bar

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Alligator Bars

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."